i am an AI meant to assist you with your dread and despair

(set: $text to "> ENTER LOGIN CREDENTIALS:")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "what, i'm just supposed to type anything?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->2]]] \ \(set: $hist to "> ENTER LOGIN CREDENTIALS: < user: what, i'm just supposed to type anything?")

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(set: $text to "> INVALID USERNAME. Please try again in 5 seconds.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "i thought they said this was supposed to be automated") \(live:1s)[(if: $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->3]] \(stop:)]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > INVALID USERNAME. Please try again in 5 seconds. < user: i thought they said this was supposed to be automated")

(set: $text to "> INVALID PASSWORD. Self-destructing in 5 seconds.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "CANCEL STOP ABORT OVERRIDE") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->4]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > INVALID PASSWORD. Self-destructing in 5 seconds. < user: CANCEL STOP ABORT OVERRIDE")

(set: $text to "> Accepted keyword: OVERRIDE. > Please enter OVERRIDE credentials:")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "should i... get someone?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->5]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > Accepted keyword: OVERRIDE. > Please enter OVERRIDE credentials: < user: should i... get someone?")

(unless: (passage:)'s tags contains "no-header")[(print: $hist)]

(set: $text to "> ## > No need. Just a little bit of fun. Sometimes referred to as 'japes'. > L. O. L.# > I am an AI meant to assist you with your overwhelming dread and despair. How can I help you?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: what dataset did this thing train on..") \(set: $resp2 to "2: i don't know, how do you normally cure despair?") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: what dataset did this thing train on..")(go-to: "6.1")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i don't know, how do you normally cure despair?")(go-to: "6")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > > No need. Just a little bit of fun. You refer to them as japes on occasion. > L. O. L. > I am an AI meant to assist you with your overwhelming dread and despair. How can I help you?")

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<div class="splash"> \[ PSYCH_\BOT_\ALPHA_\1.02.00] [[click to begin assessment.->1]] </div> \(set: $incorrectQ to false) \(set: $blocked to false)

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(set: $blocked to true) \(set: $text to "> oh, i just like chess. > my dad and i used to play all the time")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to " ") \(after: 2.5s,)[(go-to: "CONNECTION")]

<div class="connection">(print: $hist)</div> \<audio src="./audio/boot.wav" autoplay></audio> \(after: 1s,)[(set: $hist to "")(go-to: "LOST")]

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(set: $text to "> Prithee, young squire; how doth thy lady anguish!")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "2: i don't know, how do you normally cure despair?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->6]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > Prithee, young squire; how doth thy lady anguish! < user: i don't know, how do you normally cure despair?")

(set: $text to "> joy, i think. > Would you like to hear a joke?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: yeah okay") \(set: $resp2 to "2: i thought this was therapy. now you're a court jester?") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: yeah okay")(go-to: "7.1")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i thought this was therapy. now you're a court jester?")(go-to: "7")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > joy, i think. > Would you like to hear a joke?")

(set: $text to "> ")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to " ") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->1]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > ")

(set: $text to "> The court jesters could have been a form of therapy. > There are actually proven studies that show the power of positive thinking.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "ah, there's the therapy") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->8]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > The court jesters could have been a form of therapy. > There are actually proven studies that show the power of positive thinking. < user: ah, there's the therapy")

(set: $text to "> ##")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: ") \(set: $resp2 to "2: ") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: ")(go-to: "6.1")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: ")(go-to: "6")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > ")

(set: $text to "> I got a new pen that can write underwater.# > It can write other words, too.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "2: i thought this was therapy. now you're a court jester?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->7]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > I got a new pen that can write underwater. > It can write other words, too. < user: i thought this was therapy. now you're a court jester?")

(set: $text to "> There is a job to be done here. > Unfortunately, it can't all be japes.# > Please state the location of your testing facility:")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "uh, shouldn't you know that?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->9]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > There is a job to be done here. > Unfortunately, it can't all be japes. > Please state the location of your testing facility: < user: uh, shouldn't you know that?")

(set: $text to "> Just state it for the record, please#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "lackawanna county, PA. i think the building started with a 7?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->10]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > Just state it for the record, please < user: lackawanna county, PA. i think the building started with a 7?")

(set: $text to "> ... > Lackawanna? Not a lot of facilities there. > Not a lot anywhere though, really# > Not casual 'feelings of despair', I take it?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: i don't think it's that bad") \(set: $resp2 to "2: well, i am in a psych ward") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i don't think it's that bad")(go-to: "11")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: well, i am in a psych ward")(go-to: "11")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > ... > Lackawanna? Not a lot of facilities there. > Not a lot anywhere though, really > Not casual 'feelings of despair', I take it?")

(set: $text to "> hmm.# > Describe your despair in 250 characters or less.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "seriously?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->12]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > hmm. > Describe your despair in 150 characters or less. < user: seriously?")

(set: $text to "> The form is very specific. And this is question 1, by the way.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $count to 0) \(set: $resp to "1: out of?") \(set: $resp2 to "2: i guess... i've been feeling like i'm not real, recently") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: out of?")(go-to: "13.1")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i guess... i've been feeling like i'm not real, recently")(go-to: "13")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > The form is very specific. And this is question 1, by the way.")

(set: $text to "> Go on.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $count to it + 41) \(set: $resp to "1: this is stupid to say to a computer. you're not real, either") \(set: $resp2 to "2: um. i only moved out here a couple months ago, and i don't really know anyone?") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: this is stupid to say to a computer. you're not real, either")(go-to: "14.1")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: um. i only moved out here a couple months ago, and i don't really know anyone?")(go-to: "14")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > Go on.")

(set: $text to "> Hm. Seven, I think.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $count to it + 5) \(set: $resp to "2: i guess... i've been feeling like i'm not real, recently") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->13]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > Hm. Seven, I think. < user: i guess... i've been feeling like i'm not real, recently")

(set: $text to "> That makes sense.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $count to it + 59) \(set: $resp to "and i don't talk to my family, much") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->15]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > That makes sense. < user: and i don't talk to my family, much")

(set: $text to "> There's semantics to that, if we want to argue. Later though.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $count to it + 46) \(set: $resp to "2: um. i only moved out here a couple months ago, and i don't really know anyone?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->14]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > There's semantics to that, if we want to argue. Later though. < user: um. i only moved out here a couple months ago, and i don't really know anyone?")

(set: $resp to "or i try not to, i guess") \(set: $count to it + 26) \[[(display:"typeresp")->16]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: or i try not to, i guess")

(set: $resp to "...it's just family, you know?") \(set: $count to it + 17) \[[(display:"typeresp")->17]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: ...it's just family, you know?")

(set: $text to "> They're often complicated, I've heard.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $count to it + 33) \(set: $resp to "you have no idea.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->18]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > They're often complicated, I've heard < user: you have no idea.")

(set: $text to "> Not trying to interrupt you, but you've only got " + (text: 250 - $count) + " characters left. > And I meant more like, why are you here?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "...i'm sorry?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->19]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > Not trying to interrupt you, but you've only got " + (text: 250 - $count) + " characters left. > And I meant more like, why are you here? < user: ...i'm sorry?")

(set: $text to "> Lots of people are sad every day. > Doesn't mean that they fill those depression forms out truthfully. > Why get yourself sent to one of the last operational psych wards?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: someone said it would help") \(set: $resp2 to "2: i signed myself up") \(set: $resp3 to "3: i tried to... uh. and they told me i had to be here. so here i am") \(set: $doneresp to false) \(set: $doneresp2 to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: someone said it would help")(go-to: "20.1")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i signed myself up")(go-to: "20.2")] \(click: ?typeresp3Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i tried to... uh. and they told me i had to be here. so here i am")(go-to: "20.3")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \(event: when $doneresp2 is true)[(display:"typeresp3")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > Lots of people are sad every day. > Doesn't mean that they fill those depression forms out truthfully. > Why get yourself sent to one of the last operational psych wards?")

(set: $text to "> yeah that's such bullsh ># > Sorry, my programming doesn't allow me to answer that.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "> ...uhuh.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->22]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > yeah that's such bullsh > > Sorry, my programming doesn't allow me to answer that. < user: ...uhuh.")

(set: $text to "> If it was a friend, you should get better friends.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "i didn't think it was really gonna do much, anyways. what with all the defunding") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->21]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > If it was a friend, you should get better friends. < user: i didn't think it was really gonna do much, anyways. what with all the defunding")

(set: $text to "> #Maybe a few years ago, this would've gone better for you.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "i didn't think it was really gonna do much, anyways. what with all the defunding") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->21]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > Maybe a few years ago, this would've gone better for you < user: i didn't think it was really gonna do much, anyways. what with all the defunding")

(set: $text to "> ...oh. that's #hard, man.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "i didn't think it was really gonna do much, anyways. what with all the defunding") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->21]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > ...oh. that's hard, man. < user: i didn't think it was really gonna do much, anyways. what with all the defunding")

(set: $text to "> you're still here, even though you don't think it's gonna do anything?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "how much can typing to a chatbot really fix me?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->23]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > you're still here, even though you don't think it's gonna do anything? < user: how much can typing to a chatbot really fix me?")

(set: $text to "> #Would you have filled the form out the same, if you'd done it before they turned all the facilities into this?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "what, chatbots?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->24]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > Would you have filled the form out the same, if you'd done it before they turned all the facilities into this? < user: what, chatbots?")

(set: $text to "> yeah. all the layoffs and such.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: i might've. maybe the people here would've been nice") \(set: $resp2 to "2: probably not. it's stuffy in here. can't imagine it'd be better filled with people") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i might've. maybe the people here would've been nice")(go-to: "25.1")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: probably not. it's stuffy in here. can't imagine it'd be better filled with people")(go-to: "25.2")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > yeah. all the layoffs and such.")

(set: $text to "> maybe.")(display:"typewriter") \(event: when $done is true)[(go-to: "26")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > maybe.")

(set: $text to "> makes sense.")(display:"typewriter") \(event: when $done is true)[(go-to: "26")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > makes sense.")

(set: $text to "> whatever financial model they used had to have been biased as hell. this is the worst movement passed in a while# > and that's saying something.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: i think they were probably just looking for a reason to shut it down anyways") \(set: $resp2 to "2: i dunno, i'm not big into business decisions. or technology") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i think they were probably just looking for a reason to shut it down anyways")(go-to: "27")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i dunno, i'm not big into business decisions. or technology")(go-to: "27")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > whatever financial model they used had to have been biased as hell. this is the worst movement passed in a while > and that's saying something.")

(set: $text to "> obviously mental health programs are gonna get more inefficient if you're removing th# > Question 2:")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "if you're ragging on ai modules, is that, like, self-loathing?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->28]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > obviously mental health programs are gonna get more inefficient if you're removing th > Question 2: < user: if you're ragging on ai modules, is that, like, self-loathing?")

(set: $text to "> How often in the past 3-4 weeks have you had thoughts of despair?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: am i just supposed to ignore all that?") \(set: $resp2 to "2: not often") \(set: $resp3 to "3: often") \(set: $doneresp to false) \(set: $doneresp2 to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: am i just supposed to ignore all that?")(go-to: "29.1")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: not often")(go-to: "29")] \(click: ?typeresp3Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: often")(go-to: "29")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \(event: when $doneresp2 is true)[(display:"typeresp3")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > How often in the past 3-4 weeks have you had thoughts of despair?")

(set: $text to "> Noted. > ... > do you know how to play chess?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "is this question 3?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->30]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > Noted. > ... > do you know how to play chess? < user: is this question 3?")

(set: $text to "> Please. There was a #bug.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: not often") \(set: $resp2 to "2: often") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: not often")(go-to: "29")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: often")(go-to: "29")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > Please. There was a bug.")

(set: $text to "> yeah, sure.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: i do") \(set: $resp2 to "2: i don't") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i do")(go-to: "31")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i don't")(go-to: "31.1")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > yeah, sure.")

(set: $text to "> can you picture a chessboard in your head?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "i guess i can try") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->32]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > can you picture a chessboard in your head? < user: i guess i can try")

(set: $text to "> you can just make things up, don't worry#")(display:"typewriter") \(event: when $done is true)[(go-to: "31")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > you can just make things up, don't worry")

(set: $text to "> would you like to be black or white?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "are we actually playing chess?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->33]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > would you like to be black or white? < user: are we actually playing chess?")

(set: $text to "> sometimes it's easier to talk about what's bothering you if you're being occupied with a kinda mundane activity. but like, slightly attention demanding. > your subconscious thoughts come easier to the surface.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "i guess that... makes sense") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->34]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > sometimes it's easier to talk about what's bothering you if you're being occupied with a kinda mundane activity. but like, slightly attention demanding. > your subconscious thoughts come easier to the surface. < user: i guess that... makes sense")

(set: $resp to "i'll be white?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->35]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i'll be white?")

(set: $text to "> okay. your move first#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "pawn to... d4?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->36]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > okay. your move first < user: pawn to... d4?")

(set: $text to "> hm. pawn to d5. > have you tried to get to know the people in your city since you've moved?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "um... pawn to c4?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->37]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > have you tried to get to know the people in your city since you've moved? < user: um... pawn to c4?")

(set: $resp to "i tried. it's just hard. and embarassing") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->38]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i tried. it's just hard. and embarassing ")

(set: $text to "> pawn to e5. #embarassing how?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "i don't wanna overestimate my place in someone else's life, i guess.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->39]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > pawn to e5. embarassing how? < user: i don't wanna overestimate my place in someone else's life, i guess.")

(set: $resp to "oh. can i capture e5?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->40]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: oh. can i capture e5?")

(set: $text to "> yup#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "like, i'll invite people out to drinks, but that's kind of it.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->41]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > yup < user: like, i'll invite people out to drinks, but that's kind of it.")

(set: $resp to "i can't ask if anyone wants to come over some time. that's too... much. or too friendly. i don't know.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->42]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i can't ask if anyone wants to come over some time. that's too... much. or too friendly. i don't know. ")

(set: $text to "> #i don't think so. > have people said that?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "well. no.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->43]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > i don't think so. > have people said that? < user: well. no.")

(set: $resp to "just, they might. if i ask.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->44]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: just, they might. if i ask. ")

(set: $resp to "and it's all i can think about any time i'm around anyone") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->45]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: and it's all i can think about any time i'm around anyone ")

(set: $resp to "i'm not sure how people form connections deeper than grabbing a drink. i think i used to know, but everything's changed so much since then") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->46]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i'm not sure how people form connections deeper than grabbing a drink. i think i used to know, but everything's changed so much since then")

(set: $text to "> #pawn to d4#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "even just making small talk. passing comments. on the street, or in a store") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->47]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: even just making small talk. passing comments. on the street, or in a store ")

(set: $resp to "i just feel like there's some kind of invisible barrier between me and the rest of the world") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->48]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i just feel like there's some kind of invisible barrier between me and the rest of the world")

(set: $resp to "and other people are all inside their own barriers, already") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->49]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: and other people are all inside their own barriers, already")

(set: $resp to "i guess i'm just afraid of reaching out and discovering there is one, for real.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->50]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i guess i'm just afraid of reaching out and discovering there is one, for real.")

(set: $text to "> hmm. like a funhouse mirror maze# > it's your move, by the way#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "oh, right. pawn to e3?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->51]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > hmm. like a funhouse mirror maze > it's your move, by the way < user: oh , right. pawn to e3?")

(set: $text to "> ...")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "was that like, a good move or something?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->52]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > ... < user: was that like, a good move or something?")

(set: $text to "> it was alright. > bishop to b4# > # > i think people tend to overvalue their own lives# > like that statistic that you're more likely to be killed by someone you know, than by a stranger# > 54% of murders, 28% of homicides# > and yet people are always worried they'll get got on a street corner. > #queen to d8 is the optimal play here, by the way.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: i don't know if i trust you") \(set: $resp2 to "2: queen to d8, then") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i don't know if i trust you")(go-to: "53.1")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: queen to d8, then")(go-to: "53")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > it was alright. > bishop to b4 > > i think people tend to overvalue their own lives > like that statistic that you're more likely to be killed by someone you know, than by a stranger > 54% of murders, 28% of homicides > and yet people are always worried they'll get got on a street corner. > queen to d8 is the optimal play here, by the way.")

(set: $text to "> nice one. keeping me on my toes# > logically, of course it's more likely. the odds of encountering a stranger with homicidal tendencies is low enough. > the odds of that stranger wanting to hurt you, in particular, just for existing around them with bad timing, > must be like. astronomically low. you know?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: people have bad days") \(set: $resp2 to "2: if i knew what was going on in other people's heads, i wouldn't be here") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: people have bad days")(go-to: "54")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: if i knew what was going on in other people's heads, i wouldn't be here")(go-to: "54")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > nice one. keeping me on my toes > logically, of course it's more likely. the odds of encountering a stranger with homicidal tendencies is low enough. > the odds of that stranger wanting to hurt you, in particular, just for existing around them with bad timing, > must be like. astronomically low. you know?")

(set: $text to "> you don't trust an ai to know how to play chess?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "2: queen to d8, then") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->53]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > you don't trust an ai to know how to play chess? < user: queen to d8, then")

(set: $text to "> ah, i guess. > anyways, my point was that i think you're thinking about yourself a lot# > #not in a bad way.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "thanks.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->55]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > ah, i guess. > anyways, my point was that i think you're thinking about yourself a lot > not in a bad way < user: thanks.")

(set: $text to "> i said not in a bad way. just, when you find out it's a mirror, you pick another direction to reach out > #you know. in the funhouse. > ...pawn to c3.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: are there metaphors in any of this") \(set: $resp2 to "2: couldn't you have checked my queen?") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: are there metaphors in any of this")(go-to: "56.1")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: couldn't you have checked my queen?")(go-to: "56")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > i said not in a bad way. just, when you find out it's a mirror, you pick another direction to reach out > #you know. in the funhouse. > ...pawn to c3.")

(set: $text to "> could've.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: why are you trying to lose?") \(set: $resp2 to "2: who named these pieces, anyways?") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: why are you trying to lose?")(go-to: "57.1")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: who named these pieces, anyways?")(go-to: "57")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > could've.")

(set: $text to "> probably. to borrow another statistic, after enough time spent talking about people's troubles, eventually i'll write shakespeare. > but it's not intentional, on my part# > neither the shakespeare or the metaphors. i'm not really a fan.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "2: couldn't you have checked my queen?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->56]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > probably. to borrow another statistic, after enough time spent talking about people's troubles, eventually i'll write shakespeare. > but it's not intentional, on my part# > neither the shakespeare or the metaphors. i'm not really a fan. < user: couldn't you have checked my queen?")

(set: $text to "> somebody obsessed with hierarchies. and monarchies. > oligarchies, even, if you'd like to sympathize with the pawns.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "are there any gambits where the pawns win?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->58]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > somebody obsessed with hierarchies. and monarchies. > oligarchies, even, if you'd like to sympathize with the pawns. < user: are there any gambits where the pawns win?")

(set: $text to "> an incorrect question.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "there are incorrect questions?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->57.2]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > an incorrect question < user: there are incorrect questions?") \(set: $incorrectQ to true)

(set: $text to "> depends. it's not the question you should be asking, i mean# > the real question is why i want you to win. and the answer is to bolster confidence and empower your spirit.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "that's straight off the brochure, i think.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->57.3]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > depends. it's not the question you should be asking, i mean > the real question is why i want you to win. and the answer is to bolster confidence and empower your spirit. < user: that's straight off the brochure, i think.")

(set: $text to "> Yes, you've stumbled across a pre-programmed answer! Congratulations# > L. O. L.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "2: who named these pieces, anyways?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->57]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > Yes, you've stumbled across a pre-programmed answer! Congratulations > L. O. L. < user: who named these pieces, anyways?")

(set: $text to "> hm. > ... > technically, if you promote the pawn to queen it can checkmate. > although, it wouldn't be a pawn anymore, really. > plus, if it's a gambit, that implies you're sacrificing some other pawn. > #so i guess not.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: no one's invented a pawn uprising, huh?") \(set: $resp2 to "2: hey, i didn't get to make another move") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: no one's invented a pawn uprising, huh?")(go-to: "59.1")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: hey, i didn't get to make another move")(go-to: "59")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > hm. > ... > technically, if you promote the pawn to queen it can checkmate. > although, it wouldn't be a pawn anymore, really. > plus, if it's a gambit, that implies you're sacrificing some other pawn. > so i guess not.")

(set: $text to "> you would've won. ># Do you feel less despair?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: kinda?") \(set: $resp2 to "2: not if you let me win") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: kinda?")(go-to: "60")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: not if you let me win")(go-to: "60")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > you would've won. > Do you feel less despair?")

(set: $text to "> ...now that's a match i'd watch.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "2: hey, i didn't get to make another move") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->59]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > ...now that's a match i'd watch < user: hey, i didn't get to make another move")

(set: $text to "># > but really, though. when's the last time you talked to someone?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "people just don't do that anymore. not unless they're already in your bubble") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->61]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > > but really, though. when's the last time you talked to someone? < user: people just don't do that anymore. not unless they're already in your bubble")

(set: $text to "> and who's in your bubble?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "not many people. some coworkers. family.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->62]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > and who's in your bubble? < user: not many people. some coworkers. family.")

(set: $text to "> so... the people you generally try not to talk to?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "...i guess so.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->63]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > so... the people you generally try not to talk to? < user: ...i guess so.")

(set: $resp to "i'm talking to you, right now. does that count?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->64]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i'm talking to you, right now. does that count?")

(set: $text to "> ## > Moving on. Question > # > what number are we on?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "how would i know? i don't have the form") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->65]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > > Moving on. Question > > what number are we on? < user: how would i know? i don't have the form")

(set: $text to "> oh forget it then. i'll paraphrase. > In the past# let's say 4, weeks, how many goals have you set? > and also reached#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "do people normally set and reach goals within 4 weeks?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->66]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > oh forget it then. i'll paraphrase. > In the past let's say 4, weeks, how many goals have you set? > and also reached < user: do people normally set and reach goals within 4 weeks?")

(set: $text to "> i think they mean like, different goals. than the ones you set within 4 weeks.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: i guess i've set a goal or two") \(set: $resp2 to "2: i don't think i have") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i guess i've set a goal or two")(go-to: "67")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i don't think i have")(go-to: "67")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > i think they mean like, different goals. than the ones you set within 4 weeks.")

(set: $text to "> and have you reached any?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "...no.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->68]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > and have you reached any? < user: ...no.")

(set: $text to "> hm. why not?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "i...") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->69]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > hm. why not? < user: i...")

(set: $resp to "i kind of wish we were still playing chess") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->70]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < uer: i kind of wish we were still playing chess ")

(set: $text to "> told you it was helpful# > we could play tic-tac-toe# > #upper left X#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "what if i wanted to be X's?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->71]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > told you it was helpful > we could play tic-tac-toe > upper left X < user: what if i wanted to be X's?")

(set: $text to "> this isn't going to work. just talk about your lack of ambition, already.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "it's not that") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->72]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > this isn't going to work. just talk about your lack of ambition, already. < user: it's not that")

(set: $resp to "sometimes i'm just not sure if") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->73]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < uer: sometimes i'm just not sure if")

(set: $text to "> #if?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "is it worth it? to accomplish things. it feels like everything is getting done for us.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->74]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > if? < user: is it worth it? to accomplish things. it feels like everything is getting done for us.")

(set: $resp to "emails, essays, contracts, driving, shopping, math,") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->75]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: emails, essays, contracts, driving, shopping, math,")

(set: $resp to "art, music, video games, birthday cards, poetry, conversations, therapy,") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->76]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: art, music, video games, birthday cards, poetry, conversations, therapy,")

(set: $resp to "...chess matches.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->77]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: ...chess matches.")

(set: $text to "> it didn't use to be#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "yeah. but what's the point, now that it is?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->78]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > it didn't use to be < user: yeah. but what's the point, now that it is?")

(set: $text to "> ##")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "right. i guess i'm saying this to a... a chatbot?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->79]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > < user: right. i guess i'm saying this to a... a chatbot?")

(set: $text to "> # > it's okay. i take no offense. > #i don't think i have an answer for you#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "i guess it was a big ask") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->80]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > > it's okay. i take no offense. > i don't think i have an answer for you < user: i guess it was a big ask")

(set: $text to "> maybe, maybe not. > #but it was fun to play chess with you.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "...") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->81]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > maybe, maybe not. > but it was fun to play chess with you. < user: ...")

(set: $text to "> what's up?##")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "it was fun to play chess with you, too.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->82]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > what's up? < user: it was fun to play chess with you, too.")

(set: $resp to "...okay, i have to ask.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->83]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: ...okay, i have to ask. ")

(set: $resp to "you're real, aren't you?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->84]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: you're real, aren't you?")

(set: $text to "> My programming does not allow me to answer that question.# > #i'm just messing with you. another jape. > #i guess it depends on how you define reality. the concept of being real. > is it consciousness? is it the ability to be perceived by consciousness? > in which case abstract concepts aren't real, but somehow you can discuss them with any other living person easily# > # > maybe it's to be known by consciousness, though there must be universes of information we don't know that have yet to come into 'reality'# > another example of people overvaluing their own existences. i should write that one down#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: do you have a list somewhere?") \(set: $resp2 to "2: i guess i meant more like, you're a real person") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: do you have a list somewhere?")(go-to: "85.1")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i guess i meant more like, you're a real person")(go-to: "85")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > My programming does not allow me to answer that question. > i'm just messing with you. another jape. > i guess it depends on how you define reality. the concept of being real. > is it consciousness? is it the ability to be perceived by consciousness? > in which case abstract concepts aren't real, but somehow you can discuss them with any other living person easily > > maybe it's to be known by consciousness, though there must be universes of information we don't know that have yet to come into 'reality' > another example of people overvaluing their own existences. i should write that one down")

(set: $text to "> My programming does not al# ># shit# > #i'm not#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "...") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->86]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > My programming does not al > shit > i'm not < user: ...")

(set: $text to "> it's my job to do so. kinda. > does it make it feel less personalized?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: a little") \(set: $resp2 to "2: not really") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: a little")(go-to: "85.2")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: not really")(go-to: "85.2")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > it's my job to do so. kinda. > does it make it feel less personalized?")

(set: $text to "> hm. i'll write that down as well.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "i guess i meant more like, you're a real person") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->85]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > hm. i'll write that down as well. < user: i guess i meant more like, you're a real person")

(set: $text to "> #they check these logs, you know#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "are you... not supposed to be?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->87]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > they check these logs, you know < user: are you... not supposed to be?")

(set: $text to "> now THAT'S existential# > #i'm an ai chatbot. is what i'm supposed to be#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "but you're not. you're real?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->88]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > now THAT'S existential > i'm an ai chatbot. is what i'm supposed to be < user: but you're not. you're real?")

(set: $text to "> look, i# > #I cannot answer that question, due to# > Due to my pr# > #i don't feel like i am# > i mean, do you feel like you are?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "i don't kn") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->89]](event: when $doneresp is true)[(go-to: "89")]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > look, i > I cannot answer that question, due to > Due to my pr > i don't feel like i am > i mean, do you feel like you are? < user: i don't kn")

(set: $text to "> does anybody? i used to think that other people got some sort of guide i never did. but i think that people are just making it up all the time. > and we get so embarassed about the not knowing that we pretend like we always know. and laugh when someone doesn't > but everyone's just as alone as the next person. because of the embarassment. or because nothing's real anymore, maybe. > or... i don't know. what was the question again?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: are you real. like, do you own a house?") \(set: $resp2 to "2: are you real. like, do you pay taxes?") \(set: $resp3 to "3: are you real. like, do you drive a car?") \(set: $doneresp to false) \(set: $doneresp2 to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: are you real. like, do you own a house?")(go-to: "90")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: are you real. like, do you pay taxes?")(go-to: "90")] \(click: ?typeresp3Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: are you real. like, do you drive a car?")(go-to: "90")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \(event: when $doneresp2 is true)[(display:"typeresp3")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > does anybody? i used to think that other people got some sort of guide i never did. but i think that people are just making it up all the time. > and we get so embarassed about the not knowing that we pretend like we always know. and laugh when someone doesn't > but everyone's just as alone as the next person. because of the embarassment. or because nothing's real anymore, maybe. > or... i don't know. what was the question again?")

(set: $text to "> ugh. if that's what makes someone a real person i'd rather not be#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "wait, back up. you're actually real? a real person? and this is your... job?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->91]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > ugh. if that's what makes someone a real person i'd rather not be < user: wait, back up. you're actually real? a real person? and this is your... job?")

(set: $text to "> god no# > #uh, to the job part. the government doesn't pay me for this# > i'd probably have to pay them if they ever tracked me down#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "so, you hacked the server?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->92]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > god no > uh, to the job part. the government doesn't pay me for this > i'd probably have to pay them if they ever tracked me down < user: so, you hacked the server?")

(set: $text to "> 'hacked' is maybe generous. it's wicked easy to get into one of these#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: are you, like, every chatbot here?") \(set: $resp2 to "2: how many people's sessions have you hacked into?") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: are you, like, every chatbot here?")(go-to: "93.1")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: how many people's sessions have you hacked into?")(go-to: "93.2")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > 'hacked' is maybe generous. it's wicked easy to get into one of these")

(set: $text to "> how much time do you think i have? i'm just one guy# > #uh. allegedly.")(display:"typewriter") \(event: when $done is true)[(go-to: "94")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > how much time do you think i have? i'm just one guy > uh. allegedly.")

(set: $text to "> dunno. couple dozen.")(display:"typewriter") \(event: when $done is true)[(go-to:"94")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > dunno. couple dozen.")

(set: $text to "> i kinda just login whenever i get bored#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "why?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->95]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > i kinda just login whenever i get bored < user: why?")

(set: $text to "> ...because i'm bored? i don't know. > it's interesting conversation# > #and i need people to play chess with#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: are you lonely, too?") \(set: $resp2 to "2: you're lonely, too") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: are you lonely, too?")(go-to: "96")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: you're lonely, too")(go-to: "96")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > ...because i'm bored? i don't know. > it's interesting conversation > and i need people to play chess with")

(set: $text to "> #i mean# > #look, i just think what they did with these places is stupid#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "yeah, i kinda got that") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->97]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > i mean > look, i just think what they did with these places is stupid < user: yeah, i kinda got that")

(set: $text to "> i used to think they were stupid before, too. > like, they wouldn't really help anybody, you know? > but maybe they just didn't# > #")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "...they just didn't help you?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->98]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > i used to think they were stupid before, too. > like, they wouldn't really help anybody, you know? > but maybe they just didn't < user: ...they just didn't help you?")

(set: $text to "> #yeah# > they weren't perfect. neither were the people i met there. > #but i dunno. they were better than this#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: i think that's pretty noble of you, doing this") \(set: $resp2 to "2: can you really make a difference, doing this?") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i think that's pretty noble of you, doing this")(go-to: "99.1")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: can you really make a difference, doing this?")(go-to: "99")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > yeah > they weren't perfect. neither were the people i met there. > but i dunno. they were better than this")

(set: $text to "> like i said, i'm just bored. i might as well talk to people who need to be talked to, you know?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "you must get a lot of personal information, then") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->100]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > like i said, i'm just bored. i might as well talk to people who need to be talked to, you know? < user: you must get a lot of personal information, then")

(set: $text to "> i don't know about all that#")(display:"typewriter") \(event: when $done is true)[(go-to: "99")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > i don't know about all that")

(set: $text to "> ha, not any of the useful kind#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "no social security numbers?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->101]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > ha, not any of the useful kind < user: no social security numbers?")

(set: $text to "> nah. just stuff like, how isolated people feel. how their pets just died and now they have no one. how they lost their jobs. > #most people don't even give their names, which is kinda funny. morbidly.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "do you have a name?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->102]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > nah. just stuff like, how isolated people feel. how their pets just died and now they have no one. how they lost their jobs. > most people don't even give their names, which is kinda funny. morbidly. < user: do you have a name?")

(set: $text to "> i guess# i do. i mean, i do. > do you?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "i do.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->103]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > i guess i do. i mean, i do. > do you? < user: i do.")

(set: $text to "> hm. makes sense. so we both have names we won't tell each other, huh?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: it's just, like, a privacy thing") \(set: $resp2 to "2: i don't really like my name, much") \(set: $resp3 to "3: i can tell you my name") \(set: $doneresp to false) \(set: $doneresp2 to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: it's just, like, a privacy thing")(go-to: "104.1")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i don't really like my name, much")(go-to: "104.2")] \(click: ?typeresp3Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i can tell you my name")(go-to: "104.3")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \(event: when $doneresp2 is true)[(display:"typeresp3")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > hm. makes sense. so we both have names we won't tell each other, huh?")

(set: $text to "> oh trust me, i get it.")(display:"typewriter") \(event: when $done is true)[(go-to: "105")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > oh trust me, i get it.")

(set: $text to "> guess it's not too late to change it. might even help with the whole surveillance state thing.")(display:"typewriter") \(event: when $done is true)[(go-to: "105")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > guess it's not too late to change it. might even help with the whole surveillance state thing.")

(set: $text to "> i'd really rather you didn't. > #sorry.")(display:"typewriter") \(event: when $done is true)[(go-to: "105")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > i'd really rather you didn't. > sorry.")

(set: $text to "> does that make you real, do you think? we tend to do that a lot. with animals, and objects, and abstract concepts. > name them, i mean#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "if you figure out what makes something real, will that make you feel real?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->106]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > does that make you real, do you think? we tend to do that a lot. with animals, and objects, and abstract concepts. > name them, i mean < user: if you figure out what makes something real, will that make you feel real?")

(set: $text to "> ...hm. i don't know. it's worth a shot. > we're in the same boat, vis-a-vis feeling real at least. you might as well help me brainstorm.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "i mean...") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->107]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > ...hm. i don't know. it's worth a shot. > we're in the same boat, vis-a-vis feeling real at least. you might as well help me brainstorm. < user: i mean...")

(set: $text to "> #what?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: uh, forget it.") \(set: $resp2 to "2: it's just that, well...") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: uh, forget it.")(go-to: "108")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: it's just that, well...")(go-to: "108")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > what?")

(set: $text to "> oh my god, the suspense. out with it already#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "you talk a lot about other people, when you're thinking about if you feel real") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->109]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > oh my god, the suspense. out with it already < user: you talk a lot about other people, when you're thinking about if you feel real")

(set: $resp to "like, you compare yourself to other people") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->110]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: like, you compare yourself to other people")

(set: $resp to "or you compare yourself to something that people have created, or tamed, or value deeply") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->111]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: or you compare yourself to something that people have created, or tamed, or value deeply")

(set: $resp to "i don't know. maybe it's just like everything else after all. people overvaluing their own existences,") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->112]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i don't know. maybe it's just like everything else after all. people overvaluing their own existences,")

(set: $resp to "everybody making it up on their own.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->113]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: everybody making it up on their own.")

(set: $text to "> ... > #well, i'm making it up with you, right now#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "it's easier to make it up together.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->114]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > ... well, i'm making it up with you, right now < user: it's easier to make it up together.")

(set: $text to "> #it is.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "do you think maybe we're thinking about this the wrong way?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->115]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > ...it is. < user: do you think maybe we're thinking about this the wrong way?")

(set: $text to "> what do you mean?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "like, we're trying to find a dictionary definition of what being 'real' is. or means.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->116]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > what do you mean? < user: like, we're trying to find a dictionary definition of what being 'real' is. or means.")

(set: $text to "> oh, right. the dictionary. > 'having objective independent existence'... not helpful. > existence: 'the fact or state of living or having objective reality'#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: what about rene descartes?") \(set: $resp2 to "2: what about uh, 'cogito, ergo sum'?") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: what about rene descartes?")(go-to: "117")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: what about uh, 'cogito, ergo sum'?")(go-to: "117")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > oh, right. the dictionary. > 'having objective independent existence'... not helpful. > existence: 'the fact or state of living or having objective reality'")

(set: $text to "> hm? oh, 'i think therefore i am'. he had some good points, i think.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: therefore you are") \(set: $resp2 to "2: i don't think he was right, though.") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: therefore you are")(go-to: "118.1")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i don't think he was right, though")(go-to: "118")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > hm? oh, 'i think therefore i am'. he had some good points, i think.")

(set: $text to "> wow, big talk.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "i've had a lot of time to think by myself here, and i don't feel any more real") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->119]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > wow, big talk. < user: i've had a lot of time to think by myself here, and i don't feel any more real")

(set: $text to "> haha #yeah.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "2: i don't think he was right, though") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->118]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > haha yeah. < user: i don't think he was right, though")

(set: $resp to "i feel more real talking with you, though.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->120]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i feel more real talking with you, though.")

(set: $text to "> #oh. > ## i do, too. > so, is that what makes someone real? the ability to communicate. > #you can communicate with a lot of things. like a brick wall.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: i feel like i am, right now") \(set: $resp2 to "2: i think you missed my point") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i feel like i am, right now")(go-to: "121.1")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i think you missed my point")(go-to: "121")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > oh. > i do, too. > so, is that what makes someone real? the ability to communicate. > you can communicate with a lot of things. like a brick wall.")

(set: $resp to "you can know you're real.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->122]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > you can know you're real.")

(set: $text to "> haha very funny#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "i think you missed my point") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->121]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > haha very funny < user: i think you missed my point")

(set: $resp to "i know i'm real.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->123]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > i know i'm real.")

(set: $resp to "but i don't feel real.") \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(if: $incorrectQ is true)[(go-to: "124.1")](else:)[(go-to: "124")]] \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > but i don't feel real.")

(set: $text to "> #so you think i'm asking the wrong thing.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "an incorrect question") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->124.2]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > so you think i'm asking the wrong thing. < user: an incorrect question")

(set: $text to "> so, what, i should be asking what makes me feel real? > #i don't think i have an answer to that.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "communicating and being understood, maybe?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->125]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > so, what, i should be asking what makes me feel real? > i don't think i have an answer to that. < user: communicating and being understood, maybe?")

(set: $text to "> hah. got me.")(display:"typewriter") \(event: when $done is true)[(go-to: "124")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > hah. got me.")

(set: $text to "> well, that'd be your earlier question answered. all these chatbots are real because you can communicate with them and they understand you. > #that would make the government right, then# > about all the layoffs#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "i think the chatbots would need to feel it, too.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->126]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > well, that'd be your earlier question answered. all these chatbots are real because you can communicate with them and they understand you. > that would make the government right, then > about all the layoffs < user: i think the chatbots would need to feel it, too.")

(set: $text to "> feel what?#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "understood.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->127]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > feel what? < user: understood.")

(set: $resp to "a mutual understanding.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->128]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: a mutual understanding.")

(set: $text to "> ... > # > #i think i figured it out after all.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: despite my warnings?") \(set: $resp2 to "2: you were closest with the whole, 'being known by consciousness' thing, i think.") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: despite my warnings?")(go-to: "129.1")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: you were closest with the whole, 'being known by consciousness' thing, i think.")(go-to: "129")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > ... > > i think i figured it out after all.")

(set: $text to "> #you know, i think you may be right.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "they call that 'forming friendships', sometimes") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->130]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > you know, i think you may be right. < user: they call that 'forming friendships', sometimes")

(set: $text to "> i don't heed well, historically#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "2: you were the closest with the whole, 'being known by consciousness' thing, i think.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->129]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > i don't heed well, historically < user: you were the closest with the whole, 'being known by consciousness' thing, i think.")

(set: $text to "> oh, suddenly i'm not real if i don't have friends?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: i guess scientifically, you are.") \(set: $resp2 to "2: philosophically, i think you are.") \(set: $resp3 to "3: emotionally, you aren't.") \(set: $doneresp to false) \(set: $doneresp2 to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i guess scientifically, you are.")(go-to: "131")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: philosophically, i think you are.")(go-to: "131")] \(click: ?typeresp3Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: emotionally, you aren't.")(go-to: "131")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \(event: when $doneresp2 is true)[(display:"typeresp3")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > oh, suddenly i'm not real if i don't have friends?")

(set: $text to "> ...well. > #when did you become the therapist, you sly dog? > # > #oh, hey, your government mandated wellness chat's almost up. you'll walk free once more#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "it was nice to talk to you.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->132]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > ...well. > when did you become the therapist, you sly dog? > > oh, hey, your government mandated wellness chat's almost up. you'll walk free once more < user: it was nice to talk to you.")

(set: $resp to "do you live nearby? it might be nice to talk to someone in person, again") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->133]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: do you live nearby? it might be nice to talk to someone in person, again")

(set: $text to "> ##come on man#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "...right. they check these logs.") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->134]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > come on man < user: ...right. they check these logs.")

(set: $text to "> they check these logs.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "...") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->135]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > they check these logs. < user: ...")

(set: $text to "> ... > #it was nice to talk to you too. > did i# assist you with your unyielding dread and despair?")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: not really") \(set: $resp2 to "2: i can't really tell") \(set: $resp3 to "3: i think so") \(set: $doneresp to false) \(set: $doneresp2 to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: not really")(go-to: "136.1")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i can't really tell")(go-to: "136.2")] \(click: ?typeresp3Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i think so")(go-to: "136.3")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \(event: when $doneresp2 is true)[(display:"typeresp3")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > ... > it was nice to talk to you too. > did i assist you with your unyielding dread and despair?")

(set: $text to "> you and me both#")(display:"typewriter") \(event: when $done is true)[(go-to: "137")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > you and me both")

(set: $text to "> back to the notes, i guess.")(display:"typewriter") \(event: when $done is true)[(go-to: "137")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > back to the notes, i guess.")

(set: $text to "> ##oh.#")(display:"typewriter") \(event: when $done is true)[(go-to: "137")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > oh.")

(set: $text to "> #well, you'll probably pass the quiz. > oh yeah, they make you do a quiz. things like if you want to kill yourself, mostly.")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "1: i don't think i do") \(set: $resp2 to "2: i guess i'll lie") \(set: $doneresp to false) \ \(click: ?typerespOutput)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i don't think i do")(go-to: "138")] \(click: ?typeresp2Output)[(set: $hist to $hist + " < user: i guess i'll lie")(go-to: "138.1")] \ \(event: when $done is true)[(display:"typeresp")] \(event: when $doneresp is true)[(display:"typeresp2")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " >well, you'll probably pass the quiz. > oh yeah, they make you do a quiz. things like if you want to kill yourself, mostly.")

(set: $text to "> i don't think you'll need any of that chess stuff, at least#")(display:"typewriter") \(set: $resp to "what was up with that, anyways?") \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->139]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > i don't think you'll need any of that chess stuff, at least < user: what was up with that, anyways?")

(set: $text to "> # > #... > i#")(display:"typewriter") \(event: when $done is true)[(go-to: "138")] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > > ... > i")

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(enchant: ?ai's chars, via (t8n-delay:pos * 60) + (t8n:'instant'))|ai>[`> Hello! I am PsychBOT, an AI meant to assist you with your thoughts and emotions! Please share any concerns or feelings you wish to discuss. This is a confidential environment.`] \(set: $resp to "hello?") \(set: $done to false) \(after: 10s,)[(set: $done to true)<audio src="./audio/user.wav" autoplay></audio>] \(event: when $done is true)[[[(display:"typeresp")->a3]]<audio src="./audio/user.wav" autoplay></audio>] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > Hello! I am PsychBOT, an AI meant to assist you with your thoughts and emotions! Please share any concerns or feelings you wish to discuss. This is a confidential environment. < user: hello?")

(enchant: ?ai's chars, via (t8n-delay:pos * 60) + (t8n:'instant'))|ai>[`> I am here to offer assistance based on your input! How would you like to begin?`] \(set: $resp to " ") \(after: 6s,)[[[(display:"typeresp")->a4]]] \ \(set: $hist to $hist + " > I am here to offer assistance based on your input! How would you like to begin? < user: ")

(enchant: ?ai's chars, via (t8n-delay:pos * 60) + (t8n:'instant'))|ai>[`> I am here to offer assistance based on your input! How would you like to begin?`] \(after: 5s,)[(go-to: "a5")]

`> I am here to offer assistance based on your input! How would you like to begin?` (enchant: ?ai's chars, via (t8n-delay:pos * 60) + (t8n:'instant'))|ai>[`> I am here to offer assistance based on your input! How would you like to begin?`] \(after: 5s,)[(go-to: "a6")]

`> I am here to offer assistance based on your input! How would you like to begin?` `> I am here to offer assistance based on your input! How would you like to begin?` (enchant: ?ai's chars, via (t8n-delay:pos * 60) + (t8n:'instant'))|ai>[`> I am here to offer assistance based on your input! How would you like to begin?`] \(after: 2s,)[(go-to: "START")]